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Sleeping with Jane

2010-11-04T01:43:00.000-07:00

Kejadian berlaku pada 2.30pm, Ipoh, Taman xxxxxxx Cun.

That time i tengah makan lunch kt kedai cina belakang rumah datuk.

It was Wan tan mee ( spelling not sure sebab lain area tak sama pulak spelling dia ). Contohnya, wan tan mee, want tan mee, one ton mee, one tank mee, when tan mee, want some mee, one mee meee, you and me, dan sebagainya.

Anyway, its arguably the heaviest food you'll ever come across on this planet.

It was delicious , and, masa aku nak ambik cili padi tu,

tiba2 handset bergegar. wtf ?

I took out me blackberry firebolt 2000. As i riff thru the name appeared. DILEMMA!

INCOMING CALL

-Johnny

I think to meself. "Eh, nak jawab ke ni??? Baru semalan aku keluar dengan adik die Jane. Time kite keluar takde sape nampak kite. Takpe, jawab je die bukan boleh buat ape pon. "

Ha-low? Ah, messi?

Chaa, im dead!

wtf? terperanjat aku! ( Its mid day! This cant be serious! What have i done to you? I only slept once with your sister after dinner. Sukhdeep slept with your sister after she bought him dinner, TWICE ).

Dei my car is dead chaaa.

OH. thats terrible! Hey listen i gotta run, im way over lunch time here HAHA you know what i mean. ( laughs )

Eh wait first la. Aku sekarang ni stranded kat Tanjung Rapat dengan Sukhdeep. Boleh tolong datang ambik kitorang?

Eh korang buat ape berdua2 kat situ?

On the way to our office lah. Koner tu sharp sangat, aku accelerate la tu. tibe2 krete jam. Cis!

Uhh.. Cuba you call Rahmat, dia tinggal kat Hujung Rapat, sebelah Tanjung Rapat. 5 minit sampai.

Dah call, nenek dia bagi taw dia sedang vacation kat Pyongyang.

Serious? ( dah 45 tahun still tinggal dengan nenek? What a loser )

Serius bro. kita ade kat tepi sungai tu, yang kite selalu skodeng )

Orait2 i'll be there in 5.

And then it was a 10 minutes drive from me grandparents place. Passed by the apple trees and caught sight of Johnny's car. A pink mini-cooper. I pulled over and rush to the scene.

Sorry kesesakan jalan raya tadi, so camne?

Alright takpe. You datang seorang ke?

Yeah kena rush balik office sekejap nanti. Eh mane Sukhdeep?

I just stabbed him right before he plunged into the river. Jane dah citer kat aku ( smirks )

BAM!!

Do not sleep with your friend's sister, before or even after dinner.

SATU DUA TIGA EMPAT

2009-09-30T05:18:00.000-07:00

Terus terang I'm having a writer's cramp now, Isnin sampai Jumaat! I'm thinking of getting Air supply's concert tickets. Siapa cepat dia dapat. Clearly no one knows they're coming here, cause Beyonce's getting all the limelight. WHO THE H*LL ARE AIR SUPPLYS? We dont need air we'd die for beyonce! Semakin susah nak jadi, seseorang masa kini.

Okay I'm taking a year off, good day mate..

Chilling on sunday

2009-09-13T00:12:00.000-07:00

Whenever people speak of holidays its Sundays. Whenever people's taking a break from work its Sunday. Sunday is probably the happiest day people might be except for public holidays and retirement, everyday's Sunday after that. As for me Sunday will be the day i'd try to wake up as late as possible. Even if im awake from me sleep, i'd laze around til me hunger decides drags me out of bed. Sunday is the laziest day of the week. No doubt it doesn't mean that im not lazy on other days of the week. Sundays are the worst. Everything seemed slow around me. Theres no noise on Sundays. Theres no rush on Sundays except the times for meals. People'd kill for a place to eat. Its the last day for the weekend so Sunday seemed a little more miserable than the others. Out of all the things i'd do on Sunday besides the chores, I enjoy watching movies alone or read a book, on a gloomy day it'll just make it better for reading. Listening to the songs of evergreen can be relaxing on Sundays, makes me feel like im spending me retirement days. Where most of the people are out on Sundays, im just spending me time at home with meself and of course getting away from the crowded world.

A photo taken on a gloomy sunday afternoon....

what? butterfingers? who?

2009-09-08T00:13:00.000-07:00

No im not going to write about anything related to the title.

Organizing me music library makes me feel, organized though I'm physically, mentally and psychologically disorientated. Its probably the only thing i could organize, keep them in place. Me room's a mess, me closet's full with clothes piled up on top of one and other. Papers scattered all over me 'study' table, cables all over and i never make me bed. Rubbish in the trash bin are flowing out. Things get lost in me room and they only appear when I've forgotten what I've lost. Besides me room, me life's a mess. I wake up every morning not knowing what I'm about to do. I find the way along upon completing every task. Should I fail in one of the check points, I'd be lost for the rest of the day. People often tell me that I'm a slack, but everyone's a slack/slag when they're going through me age. Its when you learn to realize what your life's all about.

me playlists i've been working on all night
Arctic monkeys- 23 songs
Butterfingers- 5 songs
Blues- 40 songs

the rest are still MESSED UP.....

Simple dedication

2009-09-07T23:12:00.000-07:00

Beloved country of mine

Land spill my blood

People living

United and forward

Rahmat happy

God kurniakan

Our King

Welcome reigns

Rahmat happy

God kurniakan

Our King

...

Welcome reigning

Speacial thanks to google for its latest language tool.

Something I found under me bed

2009-08-27T04:59:00.000-07:00

IMPIAN KU

1. Jutawan sebelum umur 27 ( right now i've got 25 bucks with me in hand and 30 bucks in me piggy bank )
2. take a picture with a pyramid behind me ( a picture with me house behind )
3. write a book ( bad hand writing )
4. join a band. ( I'm the vocalist )
5. go to Vatican city ( been looking for an airport in the Vatican )
6. **************************************
7. pay mecca a visit ( can i go there? )
8. get a degree, first class honours ( failed me math )
9. master 5 different languages ( malay, english, cantonese, mandarin, and a bit of tamil )
10. a Nobel peace prize laureates ( i won a kayak competition )
11. read over a thousand books ( getting close to a thousand chapters )
12. *************************************
13. be a pilot ( drives mommy's car )
14. sneak into Jerusalem
15. draw something worth to be auctioned ( last time i drew something was an apple )
16. professional photographer ( photographer )
17. **************************************
18. own a yacht ( i have a remote control chopper )
19. establish me own clothing line ( decided to give up )
20. live up to me dreams ( how ironic.. )

iPHONE 3G(S)

2009-08-22T09:10:00.000-07:00

The worst phone ever! DO NOT be tempted by its marketing strategies. Apple's worst creation. It has every reason for you to get a new phone. Go to your nearest phone dealer now and trade in for a Nokia.

Lucky for you i have a Nokia and i'm very much delighted to buy your iphones at any price below RM400.

Malaysian blood?

2009-08-18T00:51:00.000-07:00

Sunday evening, I was having me dinner at this fine dining restaurant not more than 5 minutes drive from me house. The most happening fine dining restaurant in town i was told. It was a cosy. The environment's nice, unfortunately i was alone that time. Not that I would miss me change to impress someone by bringing them to such an exotic place, its just that i would need to settle the bills alone as well.

Nevertheless, i felt great that day and i needed something to celebrate. As i flipped through the extremely long menu. I realized, I could not pronounce most of the names listed inside. So i went a thorough survey in search for a name with the least number by the side. Preferably two digits. It turns out most of them are of the same price. Then i went on with me back up plan. Search for a name which i can pronounce so that i would not embarrass meself in front of the rather bold looking waiter. Time flies and ten minutes just flew away like an unattached kite, all i can find is FRENCH FRIES. Without hesitating i called the waiter who is now alerted by me wave.

No drinks thank you, just the fries please.

Not long after that, 45 minutes, me meal arrived. Shoe strings, hot and fresh from the oven. The plate was the size of a regular pizza but its portion filled are only half. As crazy as it seems they do not have chili sauce. WHAT IS FRENCH FRIES WITHOUT CHILI?!

They serve olive oil, corn oil, sunflower oil, palm oil, jatropha oil all and all sorts of sauce except chili. It took me some time to convince them that without chili, french fries would be just FRENCH. I left without paying. The fries taste good though....

As a Malaysian i need this red little baby all me life. SAMBAL CHILI SAUCE.

Oi mate's..

2009-08-10T01:32:00.000-07:00

For those Pirates out there who are having a tough time trying to decipher words in french, latin, german, english or even somali...? Yea. Facebook has got pirate language in english. You and yer crew can now tuda hula bula bah whatever on deck and forget bout yer grammars.

Maybe facebook should have pirate language in Somali or the language spoken by the pirates in sumatera? Just suggesting...

alalala ribariba bum bum kulukulu F*** american ships...

2009-08-08T21:57:00.000-07:00

I turn me head to the east, I don't see nobody by me side.
I turn me head to the west, still nobody by me side,
So i turn me head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride,
The old me's dead n gone, but the new me will be alright....

i've been trying to rap like T.I but i could do is cry (T.T),

Go as the wind blows

2009-08-01T08:20:00.000-07:00

A free ride home after a good game. It has always been a great pleasure playing for the school. I was struggling to run from one end to the other end, I was out of breath 5 minutes after the starting whistle ( could it be excessive cigarette smokes? ), no one wants to pass the ball to me, I didn't score a goal although I was standing just beside the goalkeeper throughout the game waiting for the ball. However, I enjoy every minute, from the 1st to the 90th including the additional time. Especially when we win.

Welcome to Ipoh, me hometown.

The end

2009-07-31T08:10:00.000-07:00

Each and every magical chapters of Harry Potter has given me a tremendous impact in me life. I was 11 when i first saw the show in the cinema. So, to an 11 year old kid The Magical world and The real world means the same. Therefore, I was baffled with the magical world and the Evil world I'm in. Ever since, I started sleeping under staircase. Believing one day there will be a white owl slipping an envelope through me house door (although me front door do not have an envelope box, but magic will have its way) from the magical school under the supervision of one of the most powerful wizard of all. I waited for that letter to come by everyday, morning, evening and night. Sometimes even when I go to the loo I would check on the letter box. In the zoo, I thought I could speak to snakes but it turns out that I would need to talk to me dog for a start. I've even tried running through platforms at KTM station near Bangsar. It wasn't too late since the day i realize that all of this was just a big misunderstanding. How deceiving a book could be. Its been 7 years, I couldn't bare to wait another four years till its completion of deathly hallows.

The last hard cover standing alone on the shelf. Got it on discount!

there goes our greatest film maker

2009-07-25T10:16:00.000-07:00

Today. This very day. I hope I'm the first few who is breaking this news to all of you, our country's movie industry has lost its reason for survival. A great lost for all Malaysian in the local movie industry. She's the reason we survived.I'm exaggerating, but the point is we've lost our greatest director of all times. A truly talented director/producer who have lived her ideas and passion which many hearts and souls through her humbly made production. She is a national treasure to our local movie industry.

The first local I show enjoyed watching was directed by Yasmin Ahmad. Sepet.

Lately,came talentime. Once again she's done it, proving to all Malaysian that not only American movies are worth paying for.

Nevertheless, her passion and love for the movie industry will stay with us despite her absence. Rest in peace YasminAhmad, may peace be with you.
Your passion lives on....

only lonely

2009-07-21T05:49:00.000-07:00

I apologize to all me readers for the going off without a word. I've received e-mails from me greatest fans. I've got your messages people. Thank you, I'm F-I-N-E. I will survie.

I was checking me mail. It was 6.49pm and it's time for dinner. I have tons of unread mails after a week of isolation from the world. ( she was sent for a full check up right after she have shown symptoms of some deadly virus, probably trojans ). She's fine now and I'm taking good care of her now. After checking me mails i heard me stomach growling. Then, the first thing that came to me mind was nasi lemak. However, it was at night so there wouldn't be any stalls selling them. I cant afford those in old town Kopitiam and surely wouldn't make a trip all the way to 7-11 to get a packet of nasi lemak. Therefore i headed Mcd which was me last resort. I called up me friend asking him whether he would wanna join me but sadly he turned me down. Never mind bout that, I would've all the time for meself and serenity. While im on me way to the nearest Mcd drive-thru theres a nice song playing on lite fm, though i dont know the name but somehow it makes me stomach growled louder. There were many parkings, but theres this particular parking space beside a lamp post and thats the perfect spot i wanted. With all blessings I parked the car on the spot. That way i would look like a star when i get off the car. A spotlight right above me. I walked in, pass the glass door and felt the cool wind blowing on me face. There was a suspense. As i walked in trying to walk as slow as i can, I surveyed the place. It was quiet, theres a couple sitting by the side table beside the window and a couple of families on ther other side. A few kids running around as their father catching up along with a Burger, trying yo get them to eat. I stared at the menu for a short while before deciding what to order. I ordered a strawberry sundae n without wasting even a second i quickly secure meself a place at the very corner where i can have a clear view of the place. I took me time indulging me dinner. I sat there for as long as i could. 20 minutes. I couldn't hold up any longer. From that corner i've observed people who are having their meals, the workers who are attending to their customers, and people who just sat and ordered nothing, people who are waiting for other people, and certainly I've noticed that I'm sitting alone at the corner with no one to wait for or eat with. Right after the last scoop i used one out of the three tissues given. As I leave I walked back to where i came from pass glass door and parking spaces, from there i drove off.. back home. home sweet home..

2009-07-13T07:03:00.000-07:00

Speech given by the Deputy Minister of Social Welfare, after the official opening ceremony of Sungai Rokam International Airport.

Terima kasih kpd pengerusi majlis dan selamat tengahari kepada tetamu sekalian uh... terlebih dahulu saya ingin mengucapkan taniah atas usaha kerajaan Perak bagi mendirikan Lapangan terbang yg cantik, indah dan mulia ini yg iaitu GRIA. Lapangan terbang ini adalah lapangan terbesar di antara negara-negara besar seperti Africa, Congo, Nepal, Mongolia dan sebagainya. Memandangkan tempat Gunung Rapat ni.... yg stratergik kerana banyak gunung dapat teduh tempat landing tu. Jadi... bila kapal terbang taxi tak ade lah paneh sangat. Tengok bila kita ada majlis kat sini pun tak payah kena matahari hahaha ( laugh himself ). Ahem ( clear his throat before looking really serious to address another issue ) Selain perkara ini, saya juga ingin menyentuh tentang perkembang isu2 kesihatan serious yg tidak dapat dinafikan seperti pandemik virus influenza AH1N1. Saya ingin stresskan kpd rakyat2 M'sia supaya memambil tahu langkah2 untuk prevent korang dari virus yg deadly ini. Korang ni mesti menjaga kesihatan... yg merokok tu henti lah buat sementara. Rokok ni sebenarnnya cancerous. Korong tak tahu lagi side effect die tapi saya beritahu dulu. Kurangkan lah.. kurangkan makan nasi lemak sebab banyak kolesterol. Baik makan sayur sebab sayur tu sihat untuk kesihatan lagipun memandangkan ekonomi crisis ni korang boleh lah buat saving sikit.. Di samping itu, bersihkan lah kawasan rumah kita yg bertakung air sebab nyamuk aedes ni akan membiak di tempat2 ni. Jadi marilah kita same2 menjaga kesihatan kita bagi menghindari influenza AH1N1 ni. Sebenarnya virus ini boleh digelar sebagai swine flu, tak payah lah susah2 nak sebut perkataan2 pangjang camtu. Saya nak prounounce pun susah. Baik panggil swine flu. Saya ni tak berpelajaran tinggi sebernarnya. Masa saya skolah tu saya tak blajar speaking. Sampai SPM pun takde. Lepas tu saya masuk maktab perpolitikan kat kuala kangsar. sebelah je MCKK. Mentah2 dah jadi menteri, saya pun lost sebenarnya. aihh. Baiklah dengan itu saya ucapkan trima kasih atas kerjasama anda dan akhir kata Thanks..

2009-07-07T07:08:00.000-07:00

Like any other ordinary passage i'm gonna start with something simple. It's not the fact that i can't start with something sophisticated but i'm a simple guy...

I am a simple guy. I do not deal with complicated things, even though...
i hate them. I do not plan, think or sort things ahead of me. Deciding on something would be me last resort. When im encountered with problems. I simple ignore them and I never take them as problems, more like something that needs to be solved. I know that GOD is testing me patience. Should i make any simple mistake. There goes heaven and i'm going to hell. Handling problems would be the last thing i'll do. Maybe they might spare me me legs because i'm a simple man who doesn't commit much sin. Whenever people pester me with questions like, Do you know what pernicious,temerity,verisimilitude or salacious really means? I simple answer them NO because i simple do not know. I am simply, honest. It is one of thee most sophisticated english words. I doubt that anyone who's reading this knows the answer.Everyday i have the same set of meals. Milk and honeystars. I used to watch the adds on Tv, its suppose to give you longer legs and a smile on your face. Me lunch would be a happy meal cheese burger set B and now it comes with a sundae ice-blended on every sunday. Nasi lemak for dinner, just before me bed time at 10pm sharp. I need to have me own space for me own lonely mind. You might notice that i've always been using the word simple throughout this post, its simply because I'm Simple.

tragic yet ironic

2009-06-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

The superstar King of Pop has become the Legendary King of Pop on the 26th of June 2009. Hoping for a comeback in his going to be last concert in London, England - just din't make it for his die-heart fans n a last wish to prove his known music to the world. Its ironic how people r honouring him after he has passed...

Greatest hits from the good old days were played on every english radio station throughout the day. People calling in to make dedications to the Legend. At this time theres a sudden increase in numbers of Michael Jackson fans. However, the hard times he had were unbearable. Before this people want him dead by judging him in the papers. Hypocrites..

Well, its not too late people. Say something nice now...

I've been listening to michael since before i even start to read. I got to admit that his 80's n 90's pop is losing me interest during me teenagerhood but i never forget bout him his legendary songs! So bon voyage i bit a pleassent good bye forever to u..

New toy

2009-06-24T02:19:00.000-07:00

18 years and i've never been on a helicopter before. Well not anymore! Although i still dont get to hop on a chopper. I've finally bought a mini remote control chopper. 3 channels! elastic body! Long range control! and so much more!! Rm70 after discount.

me: bang, yg heli biru tu boleh terbang tak?

ah bang kedai: bolehh.. semua boleh terbang.. ( busy at his work )

me: ohh, jarak remote dgn heli tu brape jauh?

ah bang kedai: (looking uneasy) uh.. lebih kurang sini ke situ la.. ( continue his worrk)

me: bang yang harga RM120 tu terbang mcm mane?

ah bang kedai: uhm.. die tu lebih kurang same je..
( after a bunch of unimportant questions which drove the promoter nuts )

me: bang, boleh testing tak?

ah bang kedai: kalau u betul2 nk beli boleh test la. ( took out the copper from the box fix the batteries into the remote control ) nah, terbang mcm ni.

me: ohh, kenape die tu nampak tak balan je?
( here is another part which got on ah bang kedai's nerves )

ah bang kedai: so , u nk ni ye?

me: ah.. ni la ( looking uncertain ) uhm bang aku tak nak ni la. nak yang RM90 tu. Big smile.

and so i asked for a discount n the boss gave me err.. 20 percent discount.

FYI

2009-06-18T21:36:00.000-07:00

The famous blunder made by human! ( i guess) Most people in the world have mistakenly known or refer the Tower Bridge as the old London Bridge. The beautiful 61 metres high suspended Tower bridge is located in the heart of one of the world"s most historical city. It was completed in 1894.

On the other hand, the London Bridge is just a new built bridge dated back in 1973 which connects the City of London to Southwark.

London bridge.

The tower bridge.

Travel

2009-06-11T09:50:00.000-07:00

Here I am blogging in Hong Kong. Here's a brief experience on me first time flying with Air Asia and it definitely gives me a hell of an experience. Service was bad, the flight attendants ( total 4 of them in an air bus ) wasn't friendly instead they're rather ferocious.

People scrambled into the plane once the gate was open. The food was kinda nice though, but the catch was that it doesn't come with the drinks. Even the service at the airport (LCCT) was way down the drain. However, if everything was nice it wouldn't be a budget flight after all. ( have to comprpomise )

I'd give it a 4 out of 10.

By the way, There's no TV....... A way to rectify that problem is to BUY a mini computer! wee...

mr.ball and sticky

2009-06-10T06:37:00.000-07:00

Its been a year odd now since the day i took you two back home. I took care of you with tender, love nad care. Sorted your houses and fed you with prosperous meals, but its time for you to go. Don't come back and haunt Oli and Gibe your new replacements. May you rest in peace rodents..

Trip to highland

2009-06-07T03:40:00.000-07:00

I wake up in the morning, a big smile on me face and it never feel out of place. A 45minutes from OneU to genting was the 2nd trip i've made to genting highlands. The journey was fast. The bus is a new one and not the old buses in town which will drag for 10 minutes before going more den 20km/h. Anyway the bus wasn't important, the cable car was!

It was me first time on that cable car. The longest in the world it seems, the first cable car in asia, and the first in Malaysia? Well probably a vacation in genting is just like going to the city for most of you. As for me, this is me second time up there.

It was scary dangling in the middle of the sky 4000 feet above the ground in a box that propels on a cable that made out steel with just 30cm diameter. ( I'm not sure bout the area but its around there.. ) I couldn't panic! there were a lady with kids, a son and daughter. They seem just fine with the situation they're in. I looked straight, try not to look anywhere else and turn on some music to ease me phobia. ( It was who the f**k are arctic monkeys by arctic monkeys)

Theres really nothing much in Genting. I find the place dirty and the buildings are old. Not as pretty as i imagined. So i went for movies instead of wandering around the same place with only rm100 in me wallet. After the movie i went for a walk outside the cooling highland. Sat on the bench right below the Highland Hotel listening to me playlist and it was My heart by Paramore.

sd

2009-06-02T17:37:00.000-07:00

Monday morning, 1st of June..
It was a cold mundane evening. Fall arrived months ago. This year theres no summer. Summer did not come by for a few years now. I was walking down the street of barmen strasse to get some kebab at the turkish store down town. Not many families came out on a Sunday evening as most of them are mourning for their lost ones in the war. It was the year 2020, the war was over. The earth is running short of food. People in the third worlds are fleeing as their country can no longer sustain for any survivors. The "BIG FIVE" has invaded almost every land above sea level. Russia invaded eastern Europe, US got every country in the middle east, China bombarded Japan and the rest of Asia without mercy and the Germans took on the French. German are dried out of sources. That lead them no choice but to invade France the only survivor in all western Europe. During the occupation Germans took out every delifrance outlet n France. Sending every french loaf back to Germany.

I tried to catch a bus, but i couldn't bare to wait for it. So i hit the road by myself, put on some songs from me iphone 3G. I was listening to flightless bird, american mouth by iron and wine. Strong wind are blowing to me face. Me long baby are going sideways. I followed the music. Sing every word out in me heart. SUDDENLY, me phone rang! (fluorescent adolscent by arctic monkeys) i din't change me ring tone for quite some time. you used to get in ur fisnets, now u only get it in ur night dress, discarded all the naughty nights for niceness, landed in a very common crisis, bububu, dum,dum,dum... I answered me phone after singing a few lines. the guy on the phone was looking for someone named Ron Fisk. I had no idea what he's talking about so I hung up.

Continue with me walk. I was wearing a black fcuk tee with a khaki jacket. Me jeans looks like a twister, but its actually straight cut. Me shoes are a pair of worn out grey coloured classic converse. As i passed by the state library i took a look at me tag heuer watch. It shows me 5pm.. I bought me kebab and headed home. Its a delicious kebab..

American Idol!

2009-05-22T10:25:00.000-07:00

yea its small..

Although i've lost track of american idol after the first season and never before fancied or liked or supported any of the contestants. I'm glad Kris allen won.

First of my John Grisham's legal series

2009-05-21T04:47:00.000-07:00

Not as exciting as its told by the cover, but i do admit enjoying reading it. I personally think it has a bad ending and I hope no produces would wish to turn this so-called legal thriller into a blockbuster movie. It wouldnt be a blockbuster. Unless im the movie director. I'd give it a 4 on a scale of 10.

I'm currently addicted to the song Hatin on the club by rihana. I presume i'll be over it by a couple of weeks.

2009-05-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

Me computer's back! She's gone for 2 days after i sent her for an eye corrective treatment(webcam). For a past couple of days i've done some really noble things in the history of me life.

I've killed a rat thats been wondering me house for 3 days. Stealing me food and walking around me house carrying its germs all over the place!

Its pretty boring lately. Five days of school. School means waking up early in the morning. 5am and only untill 5.30am i'd manage to get out of bed. School is boring! As usual and not something extraordinary, class were on and theres a bit changes in the class rules. THE TEACHERS ARE ALWAYS TEACHING.

Since im in form6 i counldn't help but to keep quiet and concentrate in me class. Trying really hard not to sleep and breaking the habit of loitering/skipping class. Which i realize has cost me my straight As in SPM.

signing off now, ciao, gotta go, bye, toddles, the end, etc....

I'm tired... Goodnight mother earth

"business minded"

2009-05-16T03:55:00.000-07:00

Lately i've been thinking about things that i can do when i reach of a certain age where i can do things legally without me parent's supervision. When im 18! Well i just turned 18 a couple of days ago.

First of all, i finally have a bank account(Agro Bank). The bank account which i withdraw me allowance from me national service. I wouldn't have one if hadn't go for NS. Then i came across a few people whos making good money from eBay. An American internet company that manages online auctions not sure whether u've heard of it.

So with a bit of inspiration from those people i've decided to register in eBay and get me own account to earn a bit of income on me own. But before i proceed there are many things to take into consideration. About the things i need to auction and strategies in business.

After much thinking, i've decided to put a halt to me ambitious plan because i have no idea what is going on(LOST). I think i should get a handbook for dummies on eBay because im not a very bright guy to manage these...

I have bad experience for starting a business. I remember selling toys and things when i was in primary school. No idea how i got to smuggle those toys into the classrooms. I remember selling things like shotguns,pistols, CDs, watches, pokemon cards, tamiya cars, fish( what the...), etc..

For now,i'll be doing nothing about it and move on to me next brilliant plans..

The first thing that i'll auction would be me ship..

starts from 2million US dollars..

15.4.2009

2009-05-10T06:00:00.000-07:00

' TO DO ' list after ns.

lie on me bed
Blog
Look for new songs to download
eat all i can ( everything i can afford)
catch up with the world
play me guitar
start saving money
chill with me friends
brag bout meself in ns
watch DVDs everyday
call me friends
futsal, swim
eat smtg non-halal
buy a t-shirt
watch popcorn 'n' wednesday
call me friends n tell them in alive
webcam
walk me dog
watch movies in the cinema
celebrate me birthday!
watch news

KEVINator

2009-05-07T09:01:00.000-07:00

Its been awhile. I've been away, and while im away.. I've found alot of answers to me questions in this world.

My daily routine on weekdays.

wake up not later than 6am.
get dressed
FALL IN! ( one of the worst thing to do around)
hit the road! lol ( senaman pagi)
Breakfast!
chill for 5 minutes in the dorm.
FALL IN!
move to our classes.
LESSON STARTS HERE!
morning tea. (nasi lemak at the cafe)
chill for 5 minutes in the dorm.
lesson continues.
lunch.
chill for 1 hour in the dorm.
Get dress for the physical n FALL IN!
physical training.
Hi-tea n chill for awhile.
FALL IN!
time of our own ( 45 minutes)
dinner.
rest n chill at the dorm for 1 hour.
FALL IN!
reviews for the day! ( only bad ones )
supper
FALL IN! lagu khidmat negara guys..
Lights off n go to bed.

the times they are a-changing

2009-04-02T07:14:00.000-07:00

It has only been 13 days since i went away, but everything has changed from a to z.. i seriously need to catch up with the world! People around me has changed. things around me has changed.

I have changed! ( me use to be kinda long hair has become a military crew cut )

Dulu,

aku umpama layang-layang,
diterbangkan angin tidak tentu arah,

Kini,

aku laksana tentera,
peraturan merantai tingkah bebasku,
menjadikan aku separa robot,
bersedia gagah menjungjung perintah,

buatku kenal harganya masa ,

the only thing i forward to is to buy a bottle of coke at the crowded cafe..

D-DAY

2009-03-12T08:46:00.000-07:00

Its the day! Judgement day for us form 5 students who some have worked really hard and put in their effort, some who uh.. dint work that hard, some who dint put in any effort and lastly those who doesn't know wat to work for..
ME.

Skipping the unimportant details..

I got me results and felt just fine.

While everyone was rushing to their teachers surrounding them and ignoring the queue cant wait to get their results.. ( gasp for breathe ) There are some who does otherwise...

Hadi : eh, Kevin you got 50 bucks arr..?

Me : huh, don't have la.. why? ( actually i have 58 bucks in me wallet ) Hows your results?

Hadi : ala, me results kena gantung la. Aku tak bayar duit PIBG... U?

The rest of the conversation are not important. Me school leaving cert was suspended too for not donating money to the school..

Not long after that, Ishwinder singh a/l joginder singh informed me bout he's results. Congrats u passed all! ( not sure whether to believe him though )

2009-03-11T10:33:00.000-07:00

half way blogging.....

going to finish..

finishing..

almost there....

blog blog blog..

heh..

the end..

aligato yamahasuziki!!!

toodles...

World with movie makers

2009-03-09T01:40:00.000-07:00

I love movies. It has been a hobby for me. I grew up with it.. Thats right, i grew up along with:

and yes, they have taught me many things. Many things that i have not heard or encountered. Learn about the real world apart from what we're living in. How they have shaped me life.

I am here to thank who ever that is up there for giving me this opportunity. THANK YOU

HARDCORE AT PANGKOR

2009-03-08T09:24:00.000-07:00

An unexpected trip to Pangkor. I spent 3 reckless days over there and burnt meself. Overall it was okay for a budget trip. Spent only RM100 for everything which is impossible if u're going alone! heh.

There r some random photos i personally took when i was wandering along...

A clockwork orange?

2009-03-08T08:23:00.000-07:00

I survived through the show! In a couple of days i'll be getting me spm results. The results which shows the

effort i've put in for me studies for the past two years. To be honest, there wasn't much effort at all.

I did go for tuition! Extra classes to revise. I've always looked forward to everyone one of them. The classes are not extremely fun but i get me prize for attending them.

Besides that im goin for the national service 8 days after the results. I will keep me journal going, jot everything that will occur. haha

2009-02-13T07:09:00.000-08:00

Today was fun...

im currently having a writers block here and will continue when i can think of something and put them into words..

Picture speaks louder than words, so this would sum it all up....

A New Guitar For Me

2009-02-04T08:25:00.000-08:00

I bought new strings for me guitar!! Theres no new guitar actually, simply wanna get attention only. Its been ages (many many years ago) since she had new strings. Its strings are all rusted especially the G string. hahahaha.

Three years, three years since this guitar was handed down to me by a friend. I've only change the strings when i had no choice. ( string putus). I've totally forgotten how to change them, its been a loooong time. ( i nvr really know how to change them). So.. I did try to DIY but im afraid i'll spoil the strings which cost me twenty three ringgit!! SIX times off me budget. hahahaha.

Anyway i did it meself. With the help of GOOGLE! haha. I dont wish to elaborate what really happen during the changing process. heh.

TADA!!! new set of shiny strings... no photos taken sorry

uhm.. me previous set of strings were earnie balls.. branded.. hahahahaha.

JAI GURU DEVA OM

2009-01-22T21:57:00.000-08:00

I've been saying that ever since i started playing the song across the universe by John Lennon. Although im not even close to sound like him
I dont love him or crazy for him....
i dont have much passion for him..
i just like his songs and his strong believe of KARMA... OMmm...

Johnie a legend for the first few pioneers of rock, or so u believe...

duri-an

2009-01-16T06:31:00.000-08:00

10 ways to eat a durian and die for it. Sipuluh cara kasi makan lui lian lebih sedaps.

1. always serve after heated in the microwave for 30 to 40 minutes.
2. always eat in a crowded and noisy environment.
3. never wash your hands before eating.
4. DO NOT SIT while you're eating, squatting down is always recommended.
5. always buy durian from unauthorized dealers.
6. if its too bitter please serve with ketchup.
7. if its too sweet, put it back and take another one.

basically 7 its more than enough for you but if the durian still cant satisfied ur buds please visit our website at www.duriansedaptaktahan.com.edu and order the best durian from us.

2009-01-13T20:26:00.000-08:00

2008-12-31T08:32:00.000-08:00

First Post for the year

Its the first 37 minute of the year, im sitting here at me grandparent's house in PJ. Just came back from the countdown. Too bad right now i cant be with you. Its me first time having to see such big fireworks. ha-ha seriously. I'd only play small little fire crackers during chinese new year. Anyway, happy new year to me....