Sleeping with Jane

Kejadian berlaku pada 2.30pm, Ipoh, Taman xxxxxxx Cun.

That time i tengah makan lunch kt kedai cina belakang rumah datuk.

It was Wan tan mee ( spelling not sure sebab lain area tak sama pulak spelling dia ). Contohnya, wan tan mee, want tan mee, one ton mee, one tank mee, when tan mee, want some mee, one mee meee, you and me, dan sebagainya.

Anyway, its arguably the heaviest food you'll ever come across on this planet.

It was delicious , and, masa aku nak ambik cili padi tu,

tiba2 handset bergegar. wtf ?

I took out me blackberry firebolt 2000. As i riff thru the name appeared. DILEMMA!

INCOMING CALL

-Johnny

I think to meself. "Eh, nak jawab ke ni??? Baru semalan aku keluar dengan adik die Jane. Time kite keluar takde sape nampak kite. Takpe, jawab je die bukan boleh buat ape pon. "

Ha-low? Ah, messi?

Chaa, im dead!

wtf? terperanjat aku! ( Its mid day! This cant be serious! What have i done to you? I only slept once with your sister after dinner. Sukhdeep slept with your sister after she bought him dinner, TWICE ).

Dei my car is dead chaaa.

OH. thats terrible! Hey listen i gotta run, im way over lunch time here HAHA you know what i mean. ( laughs )

Eh wait first la. Aku sekarang ni stranded kat Tanjung Rapat dengan Sukhdeep. Boleh tolong datang ambik kitorang?

Eh korang buat ape berdua2 kat situ?

On the way to our office lah. Koner tu sharp sangat, aku accelerate la tu. tibe2 krete jam. Cis!

Uhh.. Cuba you call Rahmat, dia tinggal kat Hujung Rapat, sebelah Tanjung Rapat. 5 minit sampai.

Dah call, nenek dia bagi taw dia sedang vacation kat Pyongyang.

Serious? ( dah 45 tahun still tinggal dengan nenek? What a loser )

Serius bro. kita ade kat tepi sungai tu, yang kite selalu skodeng )

Orait2 i'll be there in 5.

And then it was a 10 minutes drive from me grandparents place. Passed by the apple trees and caught sight of Johnny's car. A pink mini-cooper. I pulled over and rush to the scene.

Sorry kesesakan jalan raya tadi, so camne?

Alright takpe. You datang seorang ke?

Yeah kena rush balik office sekejap nanti. Eh mane Sukhdeep?

I just stabbed him right before he plunged into the river. Jane dah citer kat aku ( smirks )

BAM!!

Do not sleep with your friend's sister, before or even after dinner.

SATU DUA TIGA EMPAT

Terus terang I'm having a writer's cramp now, Isnin sampai Jumaat! I'm thinking of getting Air supply's concert tickets. Siapa cepat dia dapat. Clearly no one knows they're coming here, cause Beyonce's getting all the limelight. WHO THE H*LL ARE AIR SUPPLYS? We dont need air we'd die for beyonce! Semakin susah nak jadi, seseorang masa kini.

Okay I'm taking a year off, good day mate..

Chilling on sunday

Whenever people speak of holidays its Sundays. Whenever people's taking a break from work its Sunday. Sunday is probably the happiest day people might be except for public holidays and retirement, everyday's Sunday after that. As for me Sunday will be the day i'd try to wake up as late as possible. Even if im awake from me sleep, i'd laze around til me hunger decides drags me out of bed. Sunday is the laziest day of the week. No doubt it doesn't mean that im not lazy on other days of the week. Sundays are the worst. Everything seemed slow around me. Theres no noise on Sundays. Theres no rush on Sundays except the times for meals. People'd kill for a place to eat. Its the last day for the weekend so Sunday seemed a little more miserable than the others. Out of all the things i'd do on Sunday besides the chores, I enjoy watching movies alone or read a book, on a gloomy day it'll just make it better for reading. Listening to the songs of evergreen can be relaxing on Sundays, makes me feel like im spending me retirement days. Where most of the people are out on Sundays, im just spending me time at home with meself and of course getting away from the crowded world.

 A photo taken on a gloomy sunday afternoon....

what? butterfingers? who?

No im not going to write about anything related to the title.

Organizing me music library makes me feel, organized though I'm physically, mentally and psychologically disorientated. Its probably the only thing i could organize, keep them in place. Me room's a mess, me closet's full with clothes piled up on top of one and other. Papers scattered all over me 'study' table, cables all over and i never make me bed. Rubbish in the trash bin are flowing out. Things get lost in me room and they only appear when I've forgotten what I've lost. Besides me room, me life's a mess. I wake up every morning not knowing what I'm about to do. I find the way along upon completing every task. Should I fail in one of the check points, I'd be lost for the rest of the day. People often tell me that I'm a slack, but everyone's a slack/slag when they're going through me age. Its when you learn to realize what your life's all about.

me playlists i've been working on all night
Arctic monkeys- 23 songs
Butterfingers- 5 songs
Blues- 40 songs

the rest are still MESSED UP.....

Simple dedication

Beloved country of mine

Land spill my blood

People living

United and forward

Rahmat happy

God kurniakan

Our King

Welcome reigns

Rahmat happy

God kurniakan

Our King

...

Welcome reigning

Speacial thanks to google for its latest language tool.

Something I found under me bed

IMPIAN KU

1. Jutawan sebelum umur 27 ( right now i've got 25 bucks with me in hand and 30 bucks in me piggy bank )
2. take a picture with a pyramid behind me ( a picture with me house behind )
3. write a book ( bad hand writing )
4. join a band. ( I'm the vocalist )
5. go to Vatican city ( been looking for an airport in the Vatican )
6. **************************************
7. pay mecca a visit ( can i go there? )
8. get a degree, first class honours ( failed me math )
9. master 5 different languages ( malay, english, cantonese, mandarin, and a bit of tamil )
10. a Nobel peace prize laureates ( i won a kayak competition )
11. read over a thousand books ( getting close to a thousand chapters )
12. *************************************
13. be a pilot ( drives mommy's car )
14. sneak into Jerusalem
15. draw something worth to be auctioned ( last time i drew something was an apple )
16. professional photographer ( photographer )
17. **************************************
18. own a yacht ( i have a remote control chopper )
19. establish me own clothing line ( decided to give up )
20. live up to me dreams ( how ironic.. )

iPHONE 3G(S)

The worst phone ever! DO NOT be tempted by its marketing strategies. Apple's worst creation. It has every reason for you to get a new phone. Go to your nearest phone dealer now and trade in for a Nokia.

Lucky for you i have a Nokia and i'm very much delighted to buy your iphones at any price below RM400.